Out of context quotes thread

@kmoss: "it's a Million degrees here because i actually live on the sun"

 

at NASA:
person A: “It’s not like it’s rocket science!”
person b: “I will compile your code to a flash drive and send it to the damn sun if you don’t stop it with the null errors.”

also from thingsprogrammersshout

 

Spoiler: Nsfw

"I'm not dying because I showed you robot porn!"

 

[8:11 PM] Quads: further testing shows that zombies happen if they want to and theres nothing i can do about it

 

courtesy of @TwoBrokenMirrors

 

"If you ever decide to quit being an angel,
you'd make a damned convincing missionary."

 

Spoiler: nsfw

 

"Bug, bear, Balto"

 

Spoiler: not really context

god i love youtube comments

 

me: "that's enough eldritch voice alrighting"
@palindromordnilap: "Now imagining a rhombus-shaped window."

 

"trying to make Discord pronounce a tableflip"

 

Yeah, I hear there's a real buffaloing problem there.