Out of context quotes thread

"Meat, meat, gallons of the stuff give it all it can eat but it will never be enough so give it meat, meat, MEEAT"

"it" is lioden's giving tree

 

Spoiler: black humor?

Spoiler: context

A watermelon I was dicing for work was Particularly Beauteous on first cut. No Actual Babies Were Harmed In The Making Of This Quote.

 

I don't know where I am! I'm lost in the time-space continuum!

 

Spoiler: ???

Me: "Not all all Discord servers are Nazis. Some are just named like they're for Nazis."
SUitemate: *suggests some possibilities*

 

Spoiler: nsfw

 

Spoiler: nsfw

 

i don’t even know, keith is keith, the toad is sufficent unto the day

 

@Verily : even the chicken has platitudes
Me: I WAS HAVING A PANIC ATTACK AND THE FUCKING CHICKEN WAS TELLING ME THAT EVERYTHING WAS GONNA BE FINE
Verily: dammit chicken, it's obviously not fine
@emythos : the chicken can't read the room

 

[stops crying long enough to order 2 tacos and a coke zero to a clearly Very Uncomfortable sombrero'd man]

 

another from @Verily in the same chat:

you made it through the la bamba sombrero restaurant dinner conversation. i think that says many good things about your personal strength

 

Spoiler: (black humor)

Spoiler: context

Still the produce department. We need to cope with the holiday weekend somehow

 

A list of feeding dates of no interest.