Out of context quotes thread

"When @Kaylotta is four hundred and three, she will still sound better than [person X]."

/me blushes

 

"Pee In The Potty is an original composition! What is wrong with you?!"
(I feel like I'm going to be using this thread a lot)

 

its cool to listen to some bizarre fucked up screeching tornado of sound and be like... you know... this hurts to listen to, but i am glad i exist on the same planet this awful noise does

 

[1/22/2016 5:46:17 AM] nipple tickler: oh god
[1/22/2016 5:46:53 AM] nipple tickler: oh my GOD
[1/22/2016 5:46:57 AM] nipple tickler: OH MY GOD
[1/22/2016 5:47:01 AM] nipple tickler: OH MY GOD

 

okay but what if i really do.
no one planned for this

 

How to kill Tarantulas: hit them in the butt with a motorcycle

 

oh god buttspiders

@BlackholeKG were you there for that, or am i alone in my horrible memories?

 

@Wiwaxia I... don't know what that is?

 

Brief but traumatizing avatar meme over on the MSPA forums (which is why i pinged Blackhole) using an image of a spider attatched to a dude's butt from... I think Dr. McNinja, originally?

Sorry, I can't really do it justice with a simple explanation. You had to have been there.

#or uh, not #probably just as well to have not been there

 

"Christianity was created when Jesus Christ's blood was used to write the constitution!"

 

"for some reason I'm okay with the idea of sentient slime assuming it's sanitary"

 

"HOMER, GET YOUR PENIS OUT"

 

"Are you guys ready to fist the START button?!"

 

"that's the face of a man who is ready to take big cold balls up his ass any day of the week."