Out of context quotes thread

Hi Guz!

 

@Pumpkageist: "NO, TITAN, WE MUST RIDE TWINKLING MIGHTILY INTO BATTLE"
@Pumpkageist: "WE MUST BRING GOOD CHEER TO CIVILIANS AND BLOODY DEATH TO OUR ENEMIES!"

 

@Pumpkageist: no, i choose to believe they are eggs FOR gosts.

 

i may spend the rest of my life in boat jail, but at least the pirate king cant sneak up on me anymore.

Spoiler: Context

this fic

 

Spoiler: hiveswap spoilers?

 

It's the internet and catholic school, those are the two largest spreaders of urban legends.

 

I want all of my jewelry to be rude to everyone, for no reason.

Spoiler: Nsfw?

Spunk ball playing has already claimed two lives.

Who would've thought that a guy named Trever Ravenscroft would be fucking unreliable?!

White people showed up and they came from space.

 

"you might suffer a slight case of decapitation when riding this coaster, but it's honestly nothing to worry about"

 

KathyGaele - Today at 3:12 PM second cousin twice awooo'd

 

@Pumpkageist: "oh hi officer, do you like my tentacle?"

 

me: "the spore devs probably didn't intend for you to be able to fund space stage entirely by selling vehicles."

 

jsketch12 on tumblr: "Hopscotch counts as shenanigans in my book."