Out of context quotes thread

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by Wiwaxia, Mar 3, 2015.

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  1. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

     
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  2. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

     
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  3. Wingyl

    Wingyl Allegedly Magic

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  4. TwoBrokenMirrors

    TwoBrokenMirrors onion hydration

     
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  5. strictly quadrilateral

    strictly quadrilateral alive, alive, alive!

    [10:45 PM] TheSeer: Have you considered building your own motorcycle and installing a device that allows the orwellian police to remotely stop it by beating you at yugioh?
    [10:45 PM] QP: dude i dont even have to setup the device
    [10:45 PM] QP: ill just tell them itll work
    [10:45 PM] QP: and then never have to prove it
    [10:45 PM] QP: because I NEVER LOSE AT YUGIOH
     
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  6. TheSeer

    TheSeer 37 Bright Visionary Crushes The Doubtful

     
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  7. strictly quadrilateral

    strictly quadrilateral alive, alive, alive!

    "friends show friends songs about necrophilia"
     
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  8. goldenflowertea

    goldenflowertea this universe SUCKS but it is full of FRIENDS

    just get some epoxy and glue a fleshlight to a hypercube, dude, you’ll be fine
     
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  9. goldenflowertea

    goldenflowertea this universe SUCKS but it is full of FRIENDS

    "Do you think pigeons have threesomes?" "*deadpan*I've seen it happen."
     
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  10. Wormwitch

    Wormwitch I wish the Affini were real :(

    One man's trash is another man's NASCAR memorabilia.

    I want to go down in history as a comely widow.
     
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  11. blue

    blue hightown funk you up

     
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  12. winterykite

    winterykite Non-newtonian genderfluid

    Don't just pretend to touch lips, you need to french that black hole.
     
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  13. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

     
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  14. goldenflowertea

    goldenflowertea this universe SUCKS but it is full of FRIENDS

    In conclusion, birds are terrible and Not To Be Trusted. This has been What I Learned On My Summer Vacation While I Was Supposed To Be Analyzing Spreadsheets For My Internship.
     
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  15. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

     
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  16. BaseDeltaZero

    BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

     
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  17. KarrinBlue

    KarrinBlue Magical Girl Intern

    Jiminy Cricket Truman Capote has a point


    Hester Prynne approves of gay porn
     
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  18. cleverThylacine

    cleverThylacine cuddles for the weird and the fierce

     
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  19. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

     
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  20. sirsparklepants

    sirsparklepants feral mom energies

     
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