Out of context quotes thread

Spoiler: context

i showed my sibling this and they said "harry @ tequila" (kingsman)

 

@tinyhydra:

 

The context is Star Wars regency AUs that refuse to make Leia the Queen of Alderaan. Like, please.

 

I really really want to see this fic now.

 

fuck man, i dunno if I can find it again. I went through a lot of shitty Star Wars regency AUs today.

 

"Oh my god, the GasterBlasters are Chara!"

"I split into Asgores when i die. That's...beautiful."

"What the LEG?!"

 

"I have a problem with this. Firstly, the Amalgamate. Secondly, why is the title screen here!?"

Spoiler: context

a guy trying to play corrupted!undertale. a whole playlist of a guy trying to play corrupted undertale.

 

"Oh. Oh no. It plays music every time I select something."

then the game crashed from too many undyne sprites+musics

 

a: "The gang's all here-and I can't move!"
b: "Even if you managed to beat the heat...which is great, cause I love doing absolutely nothing."

ETA: "What is this...This is just a mess! And Frisk is just upside down walking on nothing!"

"Oh no! He's brought upon the true army! Toriels with what seems to be no nose!"

 

"Ah yes, sometimes I just love to go outside and water my fields-wait, no, my rows and rows-of Asgores."

"Oh god, he cries out Mettatons! Nooo!"

"I love how the floor is just posters of Mettaton."

"Every time a quote-unquote 'spear' comes out, there's more music. Thanks, game. Ears. Who needs 'em?"

"so there's just endless clapping"

"and now she's a bone. and then sans's station? and then the mushroom dance?"

"toriel is now a dog, and also throwing tables"

"It's a mixture of Napstablook's house and the counter area from Cooking with a Killer Robot. It fooled me!"

"toriel is spekaing in wingdings, there is a frisk sprite in the background endlessly shaking sans's hand, and the music is now flowey's That's A Wonderful Idea voice clip"

"her speech noise is the breaking glass sound!"

"the stairs are toriel!"

""This place looks surprisingly norma-"[Sans is an Asgore head]"

"now temmie is a fight button and there are bells!"

"mettaton neo, in sans's voice: "DID ASGORE SHAVE...?""

 

[11:58 PM] strictlyquadrilateral: numbers are convenient and we can abandon them as soon as they stop being so

 

[8:02 AM] [redacted]: I will sing to you gently
[8:02 AM] [redacted]: Through text
[8:02 AM] [redacted]: cause I'm at work
[8:02 AM] [redacted]: Ahem
[8:02 AM] [redacted]: Ass, titties, ass and titties, ass ass titties titties, ass and titties

 

@TwoBrokenMirrors