Out of context quotes thread

"if five shots of hundred proof and three hundred milligrams of geodon couldn't knock me out, i doubt a double dose of nyquil is going to do anything."

 

Hummingbirds are actually what happens when you put redbull into one of those fancy enamel thimbles and shake hard.

 

you know what i'm making "all's fair in love and shitposting" my new user title

 

Why does your posse all have blades?!

 

Spoiler: the context is nsfw

the context is that another one of my roommates mentioned that clussy is crunchy when you eat it out, and i was informing the first roommate of this

unfortunately, this spawned a phrase that should have never existed

 

Now, I am very sorry about this, but not only can wild turkeys be kind of reverse furries, they also have unexpected ideas about gender and sexuality.

 

From the same source as above:

The take-home message is: the cars are too shiny and you are possibly a sexy turkey.

 

@Pumpkageist:
aslan would have bought you a pie
if a lion had cash
and narnia had mcdonalds