Out of context quotes thread

well, the nonsense I say in this chat is so comprehensive that if you sampled the whole chat, I think that bot could successfully approximate ne

 

She opened the shower curtain and looked at her nephew with no arms.
"I have no arms," he said.

 

I'm going to be picking malachite out of my teeth for weeks.

 

"As is tradition, the first thing to do is to get the mixture ready, then, using the burning candles as a source of heat, I use my skillet to create one pancake per hour"

 

Root beer is the whore of the soda families

 

"4 MINUTES UNTIL I'M 18
WHAT DO I DO"
"vote illegally!"

 

"Be dead AND a stripper?!?"

 

Moses was born seven seconds ago.

 

[6:01:00 AM] *** Inksalt FLINGS CLOTHES OFF AND RUNS INTO THE AUSTRALIAN BUSH ***
[6:01:05 AM] Inksalt: THIS WON'T GO WRONG AT ALL

 

Can out of context screenshots be submitted, because:

Spoiler: this is massive sorry

 

Do you think I can glitch through the pineapple?

 

"my quote game is milk"

 

"Why
Did
Did the robot say the first line of the koran
can robots convert?"
"Will we have to help it get to Mecca?
I would watch that movie"