Out of context quotes thread

"Is that a bubble wand? Are you trying to kill me with a bubble wand?"

"I was almost murdered by an ambulatory leg of ham!"

"This crystal is taking forever, even with the super drill"
"That's because it's made of MEAT"

 

@keltena is that a joke about Beato's dress code?

 

For once, it's actually not! (It's actually a joke about the mysterious serial killer from Clockwork being depicted with extremely fashionable thigh-highs the one time we see them represented as a silhouette. Thigh-highs are now their defining character trait.)

 

“the CIA is releasing tens of thousands of files and videos from bin laden’s compound today, except his DVDs of ‘home on the range’ and ‘ice age: dawn of the dinosaurs’ and his copy of final fantasy vii, because those are copyrighted”

 

Spoiler: can the context itself be another out-of-context quote?

"My autocorrect is very Freudian"

 

@budgie I need a "Disagree" button.

 

Spoiler: Nsfw ish

 

I would also like to know that :think_emoji:

 

the answer is yes.

 

[11:55 PM] A: does he even bother having bones?
[11:55 PM] B: well, he bothers having boners

 

Oddly enough, not from any of the writing gripes threads.