Out of context quotes thread

Finally, I’m safe from the tyranny of bizarre check pointing!

 

@jacktrash : more like “or you could fuck a chicken on live tv while singing I’m A Little Teapot, that would be a super sane thing to do that you wouldn’t get in trouble for, right?”

 

Spoiler: animal cruelty?

 

Do spiders take falling damage?

 

It's a known risk with tarantulas actually, and part of why you need to be very gentle when handling them-- the poor babs aren't designed for large falls.

 

Foreign worms

 

"Are you a mechanical man? "
"I don't want to fall into the evil hole"

 

Spoiler: NSFWish

 

I could've sworn I posted this one, but apparently I haven't:

 

"I didn't know the loa were communists."

 

"because, you know, being about to die incinerated in the pyroclastic flow is kinda worrying"

[related] "The red pterodactyls can get away with it because, they are on fire after all."

 

"Which turned out to be a couple of goblins on a bike with a giant drill attached to the front."

"advancing road of doom"

"This index is in the way"