Out of context quotes thread

Look at me when you’re applying vegemite to my eyebrows!

 

Spoiler: pretty nsfw?

@dky

 

Great now we gotta kinkshame the fruit

 

Spoiler: context not nsfw but quote SOUNDS like it

"Did you order the buttfinger supremo?"

 

@jacktrash: still, everybody has all the very hot dirt they want, so that’s something.

 

"clearly this is the best session
a sylph, a page, and like sixty fucking knights
and max in drag"

 

concentrate your mind
aim at someone you don't like
UNLEASH YOUR ANNIHILATION OF LOVE

 

"Big, pink, and radioactive"

 

Me 2:42 am: whys there no fucking doorknobs
[friend] 2:42 am: lol
Has any door had a doorknob???
Land of the future no doorknobs
Me 2:43 am: in the capitalist hellscape doorknobs are forbidden
Me 2:43 am: "what if i want to open a door" what if FUCK YOU
Me 2:44 am: i dont think this is how science works
[friend] 2:44 am: Shhhh
That's what a pleb doorknob user would say
Me 2:44 am: oh my god
[friend] 2:45 am: If u want to be on top of the tower of babel u must rise above the doorknobs of the working class
Me 2:45 am: oh my god

 

Kilt Man. [Walks around, wearing kilt.]

 

@Pumpkageist: oh no, ur sacred tonsils!

 

“Excuse me. Are you planning to have a battle in my nose?!”