Out of context quotes thread

Spoiler: nsfw

 

I am Ozymandias, look upon my peas!

 

"Motorcycle ninja Christmas elves"

 

"I should have been doing that all this time."
"Bad jokes or vampirism?"

 

@Knives: "and the girl, for reference, is 1 girl"

 

"you inadvertentely thwarted an evil god by being lonely enough to follow around a genocidial cultist and narrate their actions"

sometimes crossovers get weird



ETA: removed random bbcode for coloured text that just...showed up at the bottom of the post when i posted it? i don't know how it got there.
also decided that probably nobody would guess the two fandoms involved.

 

something that makes it really obvious if you have even a passing familiarity with the two canons:

Spoiler: provides a small amount of context for the above post

theoretically in this AU chara having a small crush on undyne saved the galaxy from fascist slugs

 

Starbucks did not confirm or deny “the lesbianism of The Hands.”

 

I had a feeling that would end up here

 

@Verily : "how do i make things work
i just want to have pronouns"

 

Now I'm tempted to add that to my FoxReplace list

 

from the same conversation

 

I think those bees are just part of the memescape now.

 

“I heard some people were crushed to death by Brad Pitt’s lips.”

≤Birds don’t ride bareback!≥ Marco yelled.

"We were about to be stomped by several thousand really unattractive shoes."

“It hadn’t occurred to me that what I should do is morph into an elephant and STOMP PEOPLE INTO THE MUD!”

"“Where’s the REAL llama?” Cassie whispered."

“Hay, alfalfa, and extra cheese?”