Out of context quotes thread

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  1. Wingyl

    Wingyl Allegedly Magic

    Person A: "What is softball?"
    Person B: "It's a game we play."
    A: "And you hit people in the face with rocks?"
    B: "Not usually."

    "They voted again, and decided that, yes, she did indeed look like a teacher. Now she was teaching them the ABC song."
     
    Wingyl, Nov 25, 2017 at 4:25 AM
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  2. strictly quadrilateral

    strictly quadrilateral alive, alive, alive!

    i recognize that second one, what's it from, it's bugging me now
     
    strictly quadrilateral, Nov 25, 2017 at 4:29 AM
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  3. Wingyl

    Wingyl Allegedly Magic

    animorphs

    the 'they' that held a vote are hork-bajir and the she is naomi
     
    Wingyl, Nov 25, 2017 at 4:31 AM
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  4. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

     
    Technicality, Nov 25, 2017 at 10:43 AM
    #9364
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  5. Ben

    Ben Not entirely unlike a dragon

    The context is this reddit thread (WARNING: object discussed is definitely Not Safe For Life)
    Apparently someone thought it was a good idea to combine a boob shaped, a mouth shaped, and a vagina shaped masturbation toy into one freakish block???????? Who knows...
     
    Ben, Nov 25, 2017 at 11:43 AM
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  6. PotteryWalrus

    PotteryWalrus halfway hideous and halfway sweet

    Mum: The cloak is superwholock?
     
    PotteryWalrus, Nov 25, 2017 at 1:56 PM
    #9366
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  7. IndigoRiffRaff

    IndigoRiffRaff FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL

     
    IndigoRiffRaff, Nov 25, 2017 at 2:55 PM
    #9367
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  8. Wingyl

    Wingyl Allegedly Magic

    "I’m the horse. Marco’s the one wearing Washington’s boots."
     
    Wingyl, Nov 25, 2017 at 4:06 PM
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  9. Wingyl

    Wingyl Allegedly Magic

    @Knives: "i mean
    they can unfire you with water"
     
    Wingyl, Nov 25, 2017 at 4:58 PM
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  10. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

    C415F39F-B610-41FF-B593-9913FB18F5C5.jpeg
     
    Acey, Nov 25, 2017 at 5:07 PM
    #9370
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  11. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

     
    LadyNighteyes, Nov 25, 2017 at 5:50 PM
    #9371
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  12. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

     
    Technicality, Nov 25, 2017 at 6:23 PM
    #9372
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  13. Morgan Jae

    Morgan Jae pecure. sontain. crotect.

     
    Morgan Jae, Nov 25, 2017 at 6:51 PM
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  14. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

     
    Loq, Nov 25, 2017 at 6:56 PM
    #9374
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  15. dky

    dky burnt toast

     
    dky, Nov 25, 2017 at 8:57 PM
    #9375
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  16. strictly quadrilateral

    strictly quadrilateral alive, alive, alive!

    [9:28 PM] [redacted]: pfffft what fun is that, the best hugs have a small chance of being fatal right?
     
    strictly quadrilateral, Nov 25, 2017 at 9:30 PM
    #9376
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  17. Morgan Jae

    Morgan Jae pecure. sontain. crotect.

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    Morgan Jae, Nov 26, 2017 at 3:47 AM
    #9377
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  18. Nobody's Home

    Nobody's Home I'm a Greg Coded Tom Girl

     
    Nobody's Home, Nov 26, 2017 at 1:25 PM
    #9378
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  19. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    tumblr_mzdgehDYlb1szv0l9o1_500.jpg
     
    LadyNighteyes, Nov 26, 2017 at 1:59 PM
    #9379
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  20. keltena

    keltena putting the fun in executive dysfunction

     
    keltena, Nov 26, 2017 at 3:54 PM
    #9380
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