Out of context quotes thread

"Aristotle said you'd get wrecked by Marie Antoinette?"

 

Spoiler: nsfw-ish

 

Spoiler: NSFW

 

"I’m glad you’re okay, Tobias. I hate it when you don’t get taken prisoner with us."

"You can tell a lot about a person by the way they respond to a talking hawk."

"I mean, normal people, they drop their keys in the pool, they’re just totally helpless. Those keys stay down there. Forever.”

"Hey. We’re in show biz! I always knew I’d make it. Maybe I didn’t exactly expect to make it as a llama…"

A: "I still feel normal."
B: "You can turn into a horse. Very few normal kids can do that."

 

“Your dog is being quarantined until such time as we can be sure he is who he appears to be—”

 

Checkmate sjws there’s only one gender and it’s the inevitability of death…

 

@IvyLB:

 

I love how we’re arguing about if Jesus is kosher or not.

 

are we planning to eat him? eating people is never kosher, ever, unless you're about to die of starvation. then pikuach nefesh might take precedence, provided the person is already dead--but I am not a rabbi, nor could I play one on TV.

 

Spoiler: Context

Starts at about 14:35 in this video

 

"bruh i would vogue the hell out of some sporty crime fighting swimwear"

 

"And if you poison him, he dies."

"That sounds like a lot of people."

(nods in agreement)

 

Spoiler: nsfw?

"he said he's going to exchange the horn of plenty for the horn of gabriel"
"that means he's going to blow an angel"