Out of context quotes thread

The weekly pathfinder-fix!

edit: fixed a wonky translation

 

about a hot dog truck: "It looked run-down and greasy, probably to discourage people from actually trying to buy hot dogs."

 

"enrol a snow poff?"

 

"Next step in Operation: Foolproof is to teach the dog to read"

 

Spoiler: Context

Honestly, just read the whole thing, it's all great.

 

[1:00 AM] lintamande: things are getting heated in the 'utopian extremely long roleplay derivative works based off worldbuilding notes of JRR Tolkien" fandom

 

"tbh I regret having checked 'sounds like an alien salamander' for all of the names before this because I have come to realize that this name quite likely not only sounds like an alien salamander but is the roman alphabet manifestation of the platonic ideal of alien salamanders & that the salamander-sound-adjacency of all other names pales to nonexistence in comparison. but also im not gonna go back and uncheck anything"

 

Spoiler: nsfw

edited to add length

 

Spoiler: i'm not what sure what to spoiler for but i think it needs one

 

I was looking at a blood altar covered in Christmas lights, while sitting on a chicken egg.

 

PSA: Context is everywhere, if you think about it!