Out of context quotes thread

Spoiler: Nsfwish?

a donut’s just a closed over danish that hasn’t been circumcised.

 

@seebs said: where's the nearest mom-to-cat exchange point

Don't say things like this to me, I would actually go back to West Virginia to get my mother if I could trade her in for a cat.

 

OMG I can't read what's written on the sides but I think that those are ALL cat food boxes.

 

"GIMME ALL THE ERROR
cackles evilly"

 

@keltena Man, poor Krauss just can't catch a break.

 

Spoiler: nsfw

[8:38 PM] TheMockingCrows: they say kegels but i damn well know they ain't just for kegels
[8:39 PM] TheMockingCrows: its like those lil vibes that show a lady using it on her shoulder
[8:39 PM] TheMockingCrows: ah yes saved again by my cockblaster 9000 with high grade d batteries
[8:39 PM] TheMockingCrows: my neck was so stiff

 

"So now I am contemplating creating fake infographics from the bureaucracy of the brain-stealing slug empire for my fanfiction."

 

Out of context youtube automatic closed caption:

"Right yeah today the Machine always kind of always in a webbing to us but God required the piano code you know"

"so of course a stingray the tail you have a hundred coated and our little things"

"so first you cut off the hair out and the typical home and then my father is trying to think of bombing caffeine in good ideas right"

 

I got killed in the peace banana ritual!