Out of context quotes thread

Young Man Yells At Pig

 

Dagda points and laughs at them for like a full five minutes before explaining pineapples.

 

"I dunno any songs where the lyrics are just 'fuck' over an' over again."

 

"Hey, here's how to punch things really really hard and here's where it'll do the most damage LET'S TRY IT OUT WHEEEE"

 

He is the Precious Satanist Anxiety Kitten.

 

"This infinite height glitch reminds me of another infinite height glitch you can do with a dog on the moon."

 

relatedly: "his butt is a ghost."

 

"Unless you have a lot of time and patience for frustration, I'd recommend just doing this on the moon."

"Great my hat is fixed, but now it's possessed by a hat ghost., thank goodness the koi are still fine!."

 

"I don't know about you, but I'd find the sight of a walking sandwich with a knife a lot scarier than a bunch of zombies."

 

you know as soon as I hit enter on that post I knew it'd end up here

 

I aim only to please. :::PPP

 

angrily: "Are you cereal?"

 

"The slinky of history."