Out of context quotes thread

Spoiler: blasphemy

Why does Catholic, the largest church, not simply eat the other churches?

 

See: Thirty Years War

 

@LadyNighteyes

Everything becomes explosive if you cook it long enough and with the right wrong ingredients. -- The Pines Brothers.

(I actually annoyed the shit out of my home ec teacher by making her unlock the spice cabinet. Some things do not taste good unless you have access to more things than salt, sugar, black pepper and vanilla extract.)

 

"Ruby moves. And smells like bird."

 

"A table is an acceptable way to die"

 

'my gender is human'

 

"Sphinx is sick of not having a nose so it's taking our intelligence up to the Martians!"

 

"You were supposed to land on the dry spot, you turkey!"

 

"Well shit, I just accidentally sold my children into slavery time to buy them back"

Spoiler: not actually cannibalism but sounds like it

"MY SON IS DELICIOUS"

 

Spoiler: context

I know we all give Cookie Clicker grief for the fact that it's Satan's own soul-devouring Skinner box hellgame, but it has the best flavor text.