Out of context quotes thread

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by Wiwaxia, Mar 3, 2015.

  1. littlepinkbeast

    littlepinkbeast Imperator Fluttershy

    i am now picturing the Cthul-Aid Man busting through a wall shouting RL YEAH!
     
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  2. seebs

    seebs Benevolent Dictator

    I want to meet the person who said this.
     
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  3. Lazarae

    Lazarae The tide pod of art

    That would be my dad, talking about why he quit coding.
     
  4. seebs

    seebs Benevolent Dictator

    He sounds like someone I would enjoy meeting for coffee or beer or something and trading war stories with.
     
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  5. Lazarae

    Lazarae The tide pod of art

    I have told him several times I think you two would get along.
     
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  6. Fish butt

    Fish butt Everything is coming together, slowly but surely.

    'You don't shit on your mistress' carpet?'
    'Fuck no! I pee on it.'
     
  7. Soul

    Soul Covered in bees

    a thing I said today:
    I'm going to go to Hell. Or at least get scurvy.
     
  8. AbsenteeLandlady123

    AbsenteeLandlady123 Chronically screaming

    "I swear to fucking god if you say a fish hat I will lose my shit." - My mum
     
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  9. Elaienar

    Elaienar "sorta spooky"

    Key: It's decorative if you have x-ray vision!

    (earlier)

    Key: You don't need to make Mama miserable for your birthday.
    Mama: Yeah, you already did that once!
     
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  10. strictly quadrilateral

    strictly quadrilateral alive, alive, alive!

    "I could handle cockroaches. They're like.....foolproof."
     
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  11. wes scripserat

    wes scripserat Hephaestus

    THE FUCK DID YOU DRINK THAT WATER

    (later)

    I think I need my stomach pumped.
    (@Bel Capricorn, we were at Nud Pub after exams)
     
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  12. Aondeug

    Aondeug Cringe Annoying Ass Female Lobster

    OH MY GOD DAMARA BECOMES A DRUG SUPPLIER FOR OTHERWORLD
     
  13. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

     
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  14. Void

    Void on discord. Void#4020

    Omfg perfect
     
  15. Fish butt

    Fish butt Everything is coming together, slowly but surely.

    'The man can have romantic chemistry with a ferret!'
     
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  16. Lerxst

    Lerxst salty parabola

    Shit Choir Bro Says, Part 1 of ???

    "Everything in moderation except for sex and laughter--and if you're getting both at the same time that means you're getting old."

    "I'm short, not stupid." (on things he knows better than to say to his wife)

    "Hey, you're number one!" (while flipping Choir Bro 2 off)
     
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  17. wes scripserat

    wes scripserat Hephaestus

    IN THE NAME OF ISAAC NEWTON AND ARISTOTLE I BID THEE GONE
     
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  18. Fish butt

    Fish butt Everything is coming together, slowly but surely.

    'I highly doubt Robespierre was three penguins in a trench coat.'
     
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  19. TwoBrokenMirrors

    TwoBrokenMirrors Merely a whitebait in the mayo of life

    But how do you know?
     
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  20. winterykite

    winterykite Non-newtonian genderfluid

    Cup with a handle, not paw with claws!

    Becher mit Henkel, und nicht Pfote mit Krallen!
    (Ursprung: Tasse vs Tatze)
     
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