Out of context quotes thread

Onions are life. Onion soup ftw. Deep-fried onion rings. Raw red onions with salt...

 

alternatively

 

Don't we all.

 

"Just think how awful it would be if she hadn’t survived to write this text. The past few minutes of your life where you’d read it would be a truly mysterious and disturbing phenomenon, like eating ghost sandwiches while the shadowy government conspiracy experiments with your brain. And you’d suddenly, inexplicably know how to do macramé!"

 

@TwoBrokenMirrors

 

"Spay or neuter your oxygen!"

 

@Petra (and technically norm lol)

 

"It's cold out here."
"You're cold out here."
"Yes."
"Yeah, doesn't really work as an insult, does it?"
"It's ugly out here."
"You're ugly out here."
"You're welcome."

 

"Why they gotta ruin a perfectly good slab of meat by pouring gravy all over it."
"To be fair, gravy is delicious."
"I disagree! Universal meat-ruiner, that's what gravy is."
"Well, I'm sorry, we can't all be wrong."

 

"Why can't you be like your mother and shit in a bush?"

 

@Petra