Out of context quotes thread

"I thought she was just a very mysterious woman who played hard to get and only let me see her at her best, but it turned out she was hiding her zombie mother, a nurse, and a priest in the basement and surreptitiously feeding them animal tranquilizers."

 

It's like asking how many times your car has to be driven around the block before it's a car-whore. That's just not a thing that cars should have to worry about.

 

how a woman may purchase gasoline and groceries with ass is not quite determined, as ass liquidity remains a problem

 

And if I wanted to have sex with a homunculus created from the average preferences of several thousand guys, this would be really fucking useful!

 

So these days, if I want to prove that I can "handle" shit, I order a strawberry margarita and punch myself in the chest a couple times.

 

“How fleeting are all human passions compared with the massive continuity of ducks.”

 

Spoiler: nsfw

 

I can think of a number of good reasons for cheesecloth but personally I would pick something a lot more opaque.

 

"And leave my pillow out of it, it's innocent of this!"

 

"I 100% have the ability to die."

"the bird freaking out, the dog freaking out, and mum rolling around on the couch dramatically pretending to be under attack by a pillow"

 

I mean I’d watch it.