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Re Allyssa · Feb 20, 2018 at 12:59 AM

Don't panic. Your decision making goes down by 20%.
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ChelG · Feb 20, 2018

I reach down and pull off my shirt, revealing an incredible set of abs that can only be attained after years of strenuous dentistry.
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I think a medium ran over his dog and then refused to contact it or something.
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LadyNighteyes · Feb 20, 2018 at 10:20 AM

[11:08 AM] LadyNighteyes: Like barnacles on whales, but more traumatic.
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LadyNighteyes · Feb 20, 2018 at 12:45 PM

[1:44 PM] LadyNighteyes: New Pants.
[1:44 PM] LadyNighteyes: Jim the Evil Brain Man continues to learn about shonen anime.
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TheMockingCrows · Feb 20, 2018 at 2:51 PM

#his emotional toolkit contains nothing but a single fucked-up dreidel
#the sides are labeled 'rage' 'anguish' 'confusion' and 'yearning'
#that's it that's all you're getting out of him ever
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(ty friend for spotting it on her dash and sharing the snop with me)

strictly quadrilateral · Feb 20, 2018 at 3:30 PM

"Ive left the library emotionally but not physically"

LadyNighteyes · Feb 20, 2018 at 5:27 PM

My sibling on voice chat said:

On the one hand, I understand not trusting the police, but on the other hand, I don't think throwing knives at the police is going to improve the situation.
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Technicality · Feb 20, 2018 at 7:23 PM

Allenna said: ↑

This is why books have a one Steve limit
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Wingyl · Feb 20, 2018 at 9:29 PM

IndigoRiffRaff · Feb 20, 2018 at 11:27 PM

I hope the FCC is ok with giving head.
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Hawkeguy · Feb 20, 2018 at 11:46 PM

the cosmic gumball kinda screwed his brain, there
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TheMockingCrows · Feb 21, 2018 at 2:08 AM

[3:05 AM] TheMockingCrows: person.exe hasn't booted up for me yet, im working w/ russian hacks to have a personality
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TheMockingCrows · Feb 21, 2018 at 2:22 AM

[3:20 AM] TheMockingCrows: this some anime grade bs right here
[3:20 AM] TheMockingCrows: am i living out a manga plot
[3:21 AM] TheMockingCrows: a rlly low grade manga plot w/ the pointy ass chins
[3:21 AM] TheMockingCrows: and huge hands
[3:21 AM] TheMockingCrows: CAN CREATE DIAMONDS W/ HUGE HANDS FORCE OF PRESSURE, CAN SCRATCH ONLY WITH CHIN
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Wingyl · Feb 21, 2018 at 4:08 AM

my mother said:

Feel my textbook!
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Acey · Feb 21, 2018 at 9:24 AM

party guy -02/12/2018
so remind me again why we all agree that mr. smiley is a power bottom

goldenflowertea · Feb 21, 2018 at 11:49 AM

the feline nation really should rise up one day and claim its spot at the pinnacle of the evolutionary chain, provided it doesn't interfere with naptime.

Re Allyssa · Feb 21, 2018 at 2:08 PM

seebs said:

the difference between me and sane people is that i didn't even think of looking for a thing, i just wrote code to do it.
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TheMockingCrows · Feb 21, 2018 at 2:29 PM

trying to deal with social security in any way shape or form when you're in need is frustrating because on paper it sounds so simple but in reality it's like slowly pulling teeth and being asked every ten seconds to tell a joke through the dental guard.
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Wingyl · Feb 21, 2018 at 2:52 PM

"Still, I can't wait to trade my disobedient exploding Bulbasaurs"

TheMockingCrows · Feb 21, 2018

[4:46 PM] TheMockingCrows: don't hand me the keys to your clown car, you brought it out, drive it your own goddamn self
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edit: i said this on the spot to a friend and frankly, looking at it, its such a fucking mood i want a t-shirt.

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Re Allyssa Sylph of Heart

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LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

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strictly quadrilateral alive, alive, alive!

LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

Wingyl Allegedly Magic

IndigoRiffRaff FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL

Hawkeguy struggling to complete this thought

TheMockingCrows Resident Bisexual Lich

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Wingyl Allegedly Magic

Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

goldenflowertea this universe SUCKS but it is full of FRIENDS

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