Out of context quotes thread

'i'm sorry, norm. You have a sub-fatal case of acute foot in mouth syndrome.'
'you don't even have feet, it's medically amazing.'
'the treatment is, you don't talk for an entire day'
'please. please, god.'

@Petra

 

@whimsicalobservant (so is norm stealing feet from other people to put in his mouth or)
(the feet need to come from somewhere)
(where are the feet coming from)

@Petra papyrus

@IvyLB 'NORM 2TEAL2 HAND2 FEET!"

 

"We're Unitarian Universalist, the dress code is something like 'please wear clothes.'"

Spoiler: context for the weak

Our new bass showed up to the service kinda overdressed

 

"what would Jesus's extra limbs do?"
"Feed 5,000, turn various liquids into wine, raise the dead, gently hold Satan in the desert.
you know
Jesus stuff"

 

"I was worried about the same thing. How many rainbows are there?"
"INFINITE
THE RAINBOWS HAVE NO BEGINNING OR END"
"So...does the infinity of rainbows increase and decrease in cycles according to ecosystem models we have for terrestrial wolves?
I'm picturing the infinity of moon rabbits and space gazelles"

 

"You could probably find a cock in here somewhere."

Spoiler: not exactly context

Cork, I mean cork.

 

(Is it cheating if a computer said it?)

 

"IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION
THAT THE CAT WITH WHICH I WAS IDENTIFIED
IS KNOWN AS "THE UGLIEST CAT IN JAPAN"
WHEN, EXACTLY, WERE YOU ALL PLANNING TO SHARE THIS WITH ME"

 

I googled it, and the Ugliest Cat in Japan is in fact quite a photogenic cat. While awake.

 

You should see the photos we were comparing

 

(later, same conversation)

 

My Italian grandfather: He stole money from the Italian - the Italian - you know - (gesturing)
Me: The mob?
Grandfather: Landscapers.

 

We are really into this beekeeping conversation

 

"Redeem yourself slightly by having particle physics."

 

[9:57:08 PM] @Keleviel: A house wasn't ALWAYS on fire but you shouldn't stick your dick in it