Out of context quotes thread

"The Princess and the Pearrot"

Spoiler: context

ruby: thinks an assembled bed with no mattress on is Scary. also ruby: thinks a partially disassembled bed with no mattress on is a great place to perch and refuses to leave until it is assembled enough to become Scary again.

 

"does john conant flansburgh know what a waifu is"
-Ray (not that Ray obvs)

 

The mice are an additive. They are not the main ingredient.

 

i do not want to be patted I WANT HIS TEETH

 

am i a boy, am i a girl, you don't know but you all want me and that makes you all gay.

 

-Stevonnie, probably

 

"Few things screw up a demographic profile as thoroughly as immortality, negative people, perpetually fertile dead people, or reverse mothers!"

 

Wool is basically a tree.

 

As the man of the house it is my duty to provide you with snacks.

 

@Pumpkageist: i have lived here all my life and i never knew we had a giant spoon

 

“Satan is not a fucking pogo stick!” he howled.