Out of context quotes thread

No one wants to be a haunted butt cheek.

 

everyone thinks he’s hunting for arcane knowledge but really he’s trying to get his own ancient tomes/family cookbooks back because he put the wrong box out at a yard sale.

 

It’s hard to have an existential crisis when everything is so pretty.

 

she’s just…real okay with being a titty-out dreamwolf monster. i respect that.

 

"A fusion of immeasurable power: neatly stacked dishes!"

Spoiler: context

cupheeaaaaaad

 

"I suddenly need to know more of this character’s backstory. What series of choices and experiences led to this selection of undergarments?"

 

"So, obviously this flashback is being told by Charlene based on the knowledge she was able to get from psychically communing with a coffee mug"

"A mug-to-flashback picture interpreter"

"Then she got pregnant, dropped all that magic straight into her werewolf fetus instead, and ended up pissing off the librarian and has never made good since."

 

“I mean that’s why it’s totally fine if you piss blood”
-Mike

 

"I was doing pretty well and then I ran into the phantom of the opera. He beat me up, so I gotta try that again"