Out of context quotes thread

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"My teacher said '♪Every time a bigot speaks, and angel rips her face off♪'"

 

"Fuck! He used the Chewbacca defense! We can't fight that
classic legal maneuver"

 

"Figuring out how to split meals with you guys is like transporting a fox, a chicken, and some grain across a river! Jonah wants something really spicy, is a vegetarian, and doesn't have much money; Brian just wants pad thai; and Dave wishes only for death!"

 

"That's nice, but is it a boy hoodie or a girl hoodie?"

 

@swirlingflight bisexual icicles

 

A: ...what did I just see
C: An article on Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia's death?
A: I... I was referring to the pic of the dog in fishnets that randomly sparked relationship drama, but thanks!
Bel: What the fuck guys
Bel: I leave for ten minutes
A: His blood is on your hands!
C: You did this!
A: There are so many questions I would want to ask about that
A: Does leaving the chat kill a random person? A random public figure? A random politician? A random conservative politician? Just Scalia, over and over again?
A: Does the length of time for which one leaves matter?
A: WE NEED TO DO MORE RESEARCH

 

Do you guys want to risk Zombie Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia?

 

Wait this raises the dead some interesting questions. If necromancy was a thing, how quickly would we get some constitutional amendments about supreme court positions? Same applies if we significantly increase life expectancy to where they're in position for well over 80 years?

 

[16:45:35] (redacted): fighting over the last space on the most messages page
[16:46:11] (redacted): because that's the maturity level of a 50000 year old genie and a 65 year old dimensional travelling sorcerer-scientist

 

She has an estrus cycle and women living in close proximity to one another tend to cycle together. They would literally kill me when their biological alarm went off.

 

Shouldn't you be able to figure this out with pheromones?