Out of context quotes thread

the what

 

An NPC on subeta, a petsite. you do item fetchquests for NPCs and they give you money. The wizard often asks for underwear, for some infernal reason.

 

It's presumed that he has a fetish. He did write a book called "The Joys of Bra Collecting". @_@;;;

 

You cannot have dramatic flashbacks to human wars that you were not involved in.

 

Spoiler: nsfw

 

there was a lot you could say about sephiroth or kuja but not that they wd pee in your car.

 

Great, now I'm mentally ranking Final Fantasy main antagonists by likelihood to pee in your car.

I'm pretty sure Jecht is #1, if you give him enough booze.

 

Actually Jecht is #2 at most. #1 is Ardyn Izunia.

 

Seeing as how I don't know who that is, I assume they're from 15, in which case, fair, if nothing else because people in 15 have the easiest access to cars in which to pee. :::PPP

 

Top 3 Final Fantasy Villains Most Likely to Pee in Your Car Out of Spite

3. Seifer Almasy
2. Jecht
1. Ardyn Izunia

(Honourable Mentions: Kefka.)