Out of context quotes thread

i thought it said "ear" goddammit

which ff villain is most likely to pee in your ear

 

See, Kefka was my first thought

 

Kefka wouldn't pee in your car, he'd douse it in nitroglycerin that he claimed was pee.

 

next question is FF protags who'd pee in your car

 

Zidane. He attempts to spin this as cool and classy, somehow.

 

https://tenebraetrash17.tumblr.com/post/172646508371/mabwee-zinglebert-bembledack This sums it up better than I could hope to.

 

Squall: ... (I am SO DONE.)
Tidus: *grumbling* At least you’re not RELATED to your car-pee-er.
Noctis: *suffering* About that...

 

@Pumpkageist: Final Fantasy Pisscourse

 

There was only a 0.000025% chance that the last hit would've made the universe collapse. Nothing to worry about.

 

I still have a lingering suspicion that I’m knitting a pattern that could someday communicate to an AI that I want to play a game of Global Thermonuclear War, but I suppose at least I’ll have a scarf at the end of it?

 

Spoiler: context

talking w/ friend about people who try to act like Alternian society is meant to be an exact mirror of human society and thus try to wash away all the (from outward looking in) shitty, terrifying, violent things that happens there + how different everything really is in so many other ways and then bitch when they're reminded of it existing and being a normal thing.

 

If “bake an unbelievably delicious cake” also solves the problem and is easier than “kill all humans”, then machine learning will go with cake.

 

"Even Ruby was like that's a strange sentence, and she's a parrot."

Spoiler: my mother's strange sentence

The weather's weather whether it's weathering or whether it's not weathering!

edit: fixed a typo