Out of context quotes thread

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Spoiler: further context

Molecules you put up your nose.

 

See, it turns out that when you take a slut out to dinner, she actually doesn't gnaw on the silverware or start humping the waiter's leg.

 

(I do not support "freaking the mundanes," but if someone has worked at Denny's for more than two weeks, they are not mundane and cannot be freaked by anything.)

 

"Sir, correlation is not causation, but you're providing an intriguingly explanatory anecdote here. Also, I have to go iron my cat."

 

Spoiler: Nsfw

I love how the halos create like divine testicles

 

And once again, I've only taken a tiny chip off the surface when I must go back to work at the Vagina Dentata Factory.

 

Nothing says "I had the most amazing dinner" like an empty water glass and a lawn mower.

 

Also please note that men don't have bodies. That would be gay.

 

It doesn't make sense for locks, it doesn't make sense that locks would be like vaginas, and it doesn't make sense for vaginas. It is the perfect trifecta of meaninglessness.

 

It's not black leather; it's black leather and t-shirts and pink latex and nice button-down shirts and people running around with no shirts at all going "wheeeeeeee."