Out of context quotes thread

"You could have tea and cookies and get tired, or you could have iced tea annnnnnnnnnnnd.... sunflower seeds, and live your life on the edge"

(Read in tired slurred low grumble groan voice for full effect)

 

"These people are short and potato shaped, thus pedophilia"

 

Just get unholy-spicy veggie pad thai. Problem solved. Dave can add extra hot peppers if he wants.

 

That's 130%, and that's terrible

 

You're like a spike ball with occasional sqoosh. I'm a spike ball inside a bunch of sqoosh.

 

"Do you want me to go and punch seven billion cakes? Because I will!"

 

That's as many as 700,000,000 tens. And that's terrible

"Wedding cakes are just a cheap tactic to make weak cakes stronger."

 

The king of all creation -
THE KING OF ALL CREATION FELL OUT OF HEAVEN, USURPED BY A SEVEN HEADED BEAST. BUT THE OLD KING SHALL CHOOSE A NEW, AND HE WILL IGNITE THE THIRD CONQUEST. HE WILL BE FLANKED BY A WHITE FLAME AND A BLACK FLAME, HIS COMING WILL BE FOLLOWED BY 108 BURNING STARS. HE WILL BEAR THE TERRIBLE HEAT OF THE VOICE IN HIS BROW, THE MARK OF HIS LORDLINESS.
HE WILL FACE THE BEAST -
AND HE WILL ANNIHILATE IT.
HE WILL WIELD THE TERRIBLE BLADE OF WANT, AND THE PILLARS OF HEAVEN WILL QUAKE WITH HIS COMING.
AND HIS NAME -
- HIS NAME WILL BE -

P-
P-
PU-
PUNCH -

PUNCH

SEVEN

BILLION

CAKES.

 

A screenshot of a quote:

Spoiler: it big

 

"Printers are mankind's punishment for its sins."

 

"Oh! I wasn't expecting the skull when I picked up the bookmark"

 

@Bel Capricorn

Spoiler

The bookmark from the Hamlet Choose Your Own Adventure?

 

No, I can send you a picture later when I'm not on a train