Out of context quotes thread

"It's not satanic, it's Canadian"

 

"Be prepared for the possibility that you may be fucking a skunk."

 

JEREMY: Yay! I won twelve tickets by NOT SOLVING THE MAZE.

 

@Loq but which one points up and which hangs down?

 

and the award for best non sequitur goes to...

 

Me, to @Neurogabu: "INGRID, THAT'S STRAIGHT."

 

"*handing a box of chamomile tea* Here's your Windex. *walks out*"

 

-then at least when I’m attacked up by a tesseract it will look like I’ve been bombed by a rampant pineapple rather than some deranged, 3d printed modern art exhibit.

 

[relays a long story to Roommate which ends in a terrible pun]
Roommate: No.
Me: You can't stop me, I ALREADY DID IT!

 

@Starcrossedsky Did you fall into a Terry Goodkind book? If so, RUN.

 

@THE GREAT PAPYRUS: YOU CAN'T SPELL PACIFIST WITHOUT A FEW LETTERS FROM MY NAME.

@the author speaks: Every single letter in "pacifist" appears in "Stanford Filbrick Pines", but that doesn't make me one, so I'm not sure what your point is.