Out of context quotes thread

I'm a simple man all I need is mpreg and mrs crumplebottom emerging from the well to punish mankind

 

The peacock's trying to seduce cars again...

 

"(please do not make a tint tag as part of your username)"




"you are stuck in every chat, forever"




"I am very experienced at breaking things! :D"

"We did not intend to create a cloning machine but okay oh well side effects"

"and now i crashed the game closing one half of the chat with myself"

"Basically, your carrots are unhappy"

A: "...she is riding the elevator in a loop"
B: "...y-yay?"

"i'm online but the button is orange?"

"i got the error!"

"Yeah thank you for potentially sacrificing your windows Vista!"

Spoiler: context

fanmade reimplimentation of the Warp is going well!

 

incidentally a little tiny bit of context for the carrots thing:

albian warp has nothing to do with carrots.

 

“I imagine Lord Vader would have had to stand very close to the planet Alderaan indeed today if he wanted to demonstrate how thoroughly his Force-wielding abilities outmatch the Death Star.”

 

It is Her Chair and she must sleep on it at all times to establish dominance

 

nobody wants to write the injury report for "instructions unclear, dick stuck in fryer"

 

which instructions resulted in this

 

Spoiler: context because it's actually pretty funny

My dad works in an industrial bakery for donuts. They don't have a work uniform beyond the safety gear. People keep complaining about getting the street clothes they wear to work dirty (industrial baking is messy work!), and kept ignoring dad's suggestion that they y'know, have work clothes for working in that they can get dirty. So he's started suggesting they come to work naked instead. My response was the above.