Out of context quotes thread

"and without relying on balancing a campfire on a flying box"

"Good thing I only have 3. You only get 3 anxieties."

"How come you people never have more than three hearts?"

"Making these cheap rockets for the sole purpose of sending a satellite to survey the land, run science experiments, kill Calamity Gannon"

">ok,standard launch

>fire, what's he doing"

"Hey physics, want some LSD while link sleeps for half a second?"

"Finally, a couple of times, the launch got ruined by GODDAMN COYOTES."

 

"...Are you implying that lightning can be dodged?"

"squished by a rock For Science"

 

Don’t worry, the dog will help again by standing directly in front of the target because she’s beautiful and loving, but not very good at critical thinking sometimes.

 

this is my new religion god made the frisbee-earth and then just tossed us into the abyss

 

"lilah plays shadowrun and lives in the granola pit"

 

"i thought we already had unlimited free energy due to mechanical tree vampirism"

"that almost explains it, except i can’t figure what that particular formation has to do with stairs"

 

"Manners training in this world includes not calling attention to it when your compatriot sounds like a barrel full of cookware rolling down a hill."

 

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back in the good old days before this global warming shit choke-me-daddie’d my fucking region

 

Your eggs aren’t shelf stable. Your eggs are nonsense.