Out of context quotes thread

∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿Today at 7:56 AM
harry....yer a wizard
piece of broccoli left out over night: i'm a wot

 

Put that on the list: source despair-furniture for living room.

 

“Bears often hoard rose petals to strew on hiking couples. Little-known romantic fact.”

 

"unfortunately this doesn't help if you don't remember what a tree looks like"

 

[about a jigsaw puzzle] "that's like, a concerning amount of self hate"


ETA:

Spoiler: image context

 

"are you some kind of radical antishoe activist"

"no shard^2"

"...ori doesn't have a shadow, nevermind"

"it looks like ori is curiously staring at darth vader"

 

That’s the most internet quote I’ve ever read.

 

Spoiler: context for the frog quote

it was me, on voicechat, talking about how I wasn't going to do a specific sequence break in Ori and the Blind Forest that involves use of the Bash ability and a frog enemy

 

Instead of individuals charitably donating to an elite group of super-villains, the government should create tax incentives for a sustainable mad scientist middle class.

 

You say "out of context," I say "somebody's been reading Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality."

when I wrote a fic with a 10-year-old viewpoint character I had to revise because it occurred to me that I was an outlier adn should not have been counted re: being able to do 3-digit addition and subtraction in my head at age 10

 

We have a winner.

 

Remember the carrot incident? Remember the tutu? We can’t control her.