Out of context quotes thread

"but that top one kind of looks a bit like natalie dormer presumably minus the caterpillar "

 

"You would not, for example, go up to a bank teller and say, 'Give me five 20s and two 50s.' This is not only bad form, but would probably make the teller's heart skip a beat or two."

 

Lmao I have no memory of saying that XD

Even I do not have the context for this quote

 

That's probably normal, that quote is from like a year and a half ago.

 

"things are vibrating at a higher frequency only bitch slaps can reach"

 

"we fleshed out several aus and made some lovely ghost doves so I think it was a job well done. "

 

"it's like watching salad tongs throw down"

"screeching technicolour antigravity tyrannosauruses"

"a fine crop of parrots down at the parrot farm avoid the green ones they're not ripe yet "

"#this lapwing has been too social and is now critically endangered "

"Look at him hes so happy bc i gave him a button"