Out of context quotes thread

"they look like someone drew their faces on in black biro as an afterthought "
"the bird is a semi-gloss black paint bucket indifferently applied to a point of solid bone"

ETA: "because of the design of the nest she couldn’t get back in it so she just sat next to it as spherically and angrily as she could possibly get"

[on a bird photo, not a spambot] "unfocus your eyes for a sexy radish"

 

This cake's made of sand, and also I'm a ghost!

 

“Why text from the safety of your bedroom when you could be yelling at five drunk men your idiot friend wants to fight simultaneously.”

 

"It was a dark and stormy night, so obviously the only sensible thing to have for dinner were skulls."

 

"what a discrimination, you can grab orbs but not rocks"

 

"why would you make a frog out of soot"

"...why is it a berry??

it looks more, glass???"

"why would you create a skill that stops the time"

"because I'm pretty sure grabbing rocks and levers is glide too"

"need a lift happens when brambles and platforms do lewd stuff together"

 

I read that as grab orcs first.

 

bahamut pls do not dive-bomb cardiff screaming abt cannibals. you will cause an Incident.