Out of context quotes thread

he is surrounded by traitors
traitors and zombie fruit

 

"Rabbit, don't eat that soup. Hatchworth, get out of that soup."

"He’s still in disguise
There are two of Barnacle Jones but no one questions it"

"probably in a pirate crew and now immortal for no reason"

"IF THIS IS TRUE HANDY GABBY IS THE GROOT OF THE STEAMWORLD VERSE"

"Youtube channel has been hacked and is being used to upload Indian movies"

"SHE CANT EAT A BURGER SHES A ROBOT AMD IM PRETTY SURE BURGERS WOULDNT EXIST ANYMORE"

"I never thought I would have to impersonate a deity again."

"a totem pole of confused sprites doing statue impressions."

“Violent brand toothbrush does not brush but also brush”

"Meanwhile the cultists are getting driven off cranky old men’s lawns"

"this thing stretches and contorts itself into such horrifying forms that it hardly deserves to be called a cat anymore"

"reveal the wackiest cat"

"Drunk Dot blasting down the aisles of Walmart with an exploding jetpack on her back"

"what if I bring a second pickaxe that I put in the fridge beforehand to make it cold"

"arguing with the hats on the best way to store said hats"

"As if dial-up doesn’t sound angry enough on its own."

"has probably used their not needing to breathe to react to a bad pun by just Dramatically Leaving"

"going for a sailing trip that also multitasks as running from a cult!"

"was off accidentally becoming the god of a cult while trying to stop the end of the world,"

(as a note, that did not lead to the sailing trip quote)

"You remembered the mecha and not the minecarts??"

"Oh no. Now I'm remembering you yelling similar things at trolleys. As if there wasn't enough dissonance in this situation. "

"making birdy scared noises instead of their usual Distress Buzz because they are currently Covered In Birbs"

"i guess maybe the lamps are foreshadowing that Rosie has something to do with the devices?"

"how did you think the noise of an agitated kazoo at me?!"

"No listening to music while towing giant asteroids."

 

"the only good wall interaction is going through"

 

Spoiler: nsfw

 

Pathfinder was a gold mine again last night.

 

@keltena

This is stepladder erasure!

 

This is 100% eventually gonna lead to a 'don't you ever talk to me or my robot boyfriends again' situation