Out of context quotes thread

"THE SACRED ROTATION"

"Collapse in discord isn't a line!"

"oh good more offtopic music to add to the playlist"

"all of ori moving to seattle
rename the city nibettle"

"Don't Buy the Sigma"

"I am a strong and independant Corsair K70 Lux RGB"

"ori take line?"

 

I'm not sure I want to invest in goats. They're very expensive.

 

which is all well and good but “we investigated the creepy nursery rhymes, and it turns out it’s spiders” is one hell of a true statement

 

Spoiler: necrophilia

 

Kittens are the tiniest, cutest security breaches, apparently.

 

"Sorry for posting a fic where you ended a happy marriage because your horniness for Bowser was out of control."

 

"floors are really just macroledges"

 

Spoiler: nsfw

Spoiler: also nsfw

 

okay but how can you not post the full paragraph.

Spoiler: Context

 

Well, fuck. I don't have either of those things. No wonder guys keep hitting on me. :P

 

If I posted the whole paragraph, it wouldn't be out of context.

 

I know but it's also so great.