Out of context quotes thread

Spoiler: Context

Our dog likes to spin in circles to beg for treats. It's very cute and often works. But not when we're eating chocolate/corn/etc.

 

"But it took me far too long to realize a Hell for giraffes can sometimes just be a Hell for giraffes"

 

ETA ohhhh ppl are posting personal quotes from irl WHOOPS. i'll still leave this here because i still think it's fucking hysterical

 

nah, it's fine. quotes from anywhere are fine.

 

I mean, I posted two Paranatural panels last page. :::PPP

 

(@applechime I quoted PG Wodehouse a few pages back and a bird blog I follow too.)

 

[2:46:29 AM] @TrillianAri : Touch it with the salad breasts

 

@applechime regularly OOCQ from the Weirdmageddon Tango RP end up here, including the skype chat and OOC-thread of it. Like half of the things quoted from me in this thread are probably said in context of WT (I talk a lot of nonsense sometimes. especially when i'm tired.)
So i think it really doesn't matter where your quotes come from :)

 

almost all of the quotes i post are from the kintsugi skype chats because we're weird and awful rock fuckers and also apparently salad fuckers

 

"That's why humans are the largest animal on earth. There are no animals bigger than us, and you can't prove me wrong."
"That's it, we're going to the zoo!"

 

"Trump 2016! Hide the money! Hide the money!"

 

@whimsicalobservant
"WE CLIMBED THIS WHOLE MOUTAIN"
"THAT SHOULD NOT HAVE TRIGGERED!"
"WRONG SWITCH!" (my name isn't cronk babe <>)
"You have labels."
"and if it has labels i need to *grumbles*"