Out of context quotes thread

"Snopes is REAL and eh is my friend"

Spoiler: context is funny too

My friend Ben meant to say that Snopes was a good resource for debunking misinformation...but they weren't paying close enough attention to our chat and it wound up coming out as "Snopes is my friend," which we proceeded to joke about. :P

Spoiler: obligatory bonus

aceyyy - Today at 2:45 AM
i think snopes is a pretty cool guy. eh debunks rumors and doesn't afraid of anything

 

Spoiler: some nsfw

 

"I have to verb to protect potatoes grown in the purple majesty of Appalachia."

 

"selectively bred to essentially read our minds through our asscheeks"

 

“You could go to art school. Fight crime. Invade Canada. Whatever makes you happy.”

 

"Walls are definitely in fact, always sideways"

 

"#(since javascript hates everything)"

 

"They’re doing this. They’re going to eat the fucking president."

 

That's a weird AU of Little Red Riding Hood.

 

It is known that plants have no gods, no kings, no masters and ABSOLUTELY no rules.

 

I’ve been defeated by geometry!

 

"Get away from the cables! They're guarded by the scary glove!"

 

"this is a big improvement on bird trying to eat the curtains"