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TheSeer · Nov 8, 2018 at 1:25 AM

This will be how democracy dies: at a brothel, after a birthday party, with Ron Jeremy.
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Wingyl · Nov 8, 2018 at 1:26 AM

"get a lantern and show it who's boss for an hour"

Wingyl · Nov 8, 2018 at 1:35 AM

"So, in conclusion, I guess both budgies and kintsugijin eat peas"

Loq · Nov 8, 2018 at 4:27 AM

what am i supposed to do just tell them to wait for plant marriage (plarriage)???
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they didnt survive millions of years of evolution by not making weird alien plant sperm
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Musarex · Nov 8, 2018 at 6:06 PM

You need a dozen of them to do any good, sitting there ripping them open one after another, and then one squirted all over my keyboard.
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Loq · Nov 9, 2018

I'm tempted to be like 'they just like that dank coffee man' but I feel like there's better science to be done here
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me dumping fern sperm into a tank: you must choose between coffee and pussy
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LadyNighteyes · Nov 9, 2018 at 10:21 AM

A natural phenomena that only coincidentally resembles the damned webs of transdimensional ghost spiders.
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Loq · Nov 9, 2018 at 3:04 PM

pro: i don’t have to wash dishes if all of them are broken
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BaseDeltaZero · Nov 9, 2018 at 4:18 PM

Like most religious and political extremists, the Cainites shoehorn everything into their worldview. Uncaring world? Vampires. Terrorism? Vampires. Childhood obesity epidemic? Vampires. Sexism? Vampires. Racism? Vampires.
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Wingyl · Nov 9, 2018 at 4:21 PM

"ANY one, even a frog with a chair"

BaseDeltaZero · Nov 9, 2018 at 5:20 PM

Would you want a reservoir marrying your sister?
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Loq · Nov 9, 2018 at 6:31 PM

god looked down into the ocean one day and told the Leatherback to tone it down a bit because it was making whales feel inadequate. but the Leatherback did not, because the only emotion they can feel is a burning hunger for the living flesh of jellyfish.
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we’re talking speeds upwards of Mach Fuck and well into Dude, Holy Shit territory, here.
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to top off this party of bizarre body functions and eternal turtle rage
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Wormwitch · Nov 9, 2018 at 6:51 PM

Drunken man wanders into library, accuses self of murder.

Kathy · Nov 9, 2018 at 8:02 PM

"GOAT BIRTH, GOAT BIRTH, IT IS COMING, IT IS COMING," he cries, pumping his right fist in the air. "GOAT BIRTH, GOAT BIRTH, YOU CANNOT RUN, YOU CANNOT HIDE, IT'S GOAT BIRTH, GOAT BIRTH, NO ESCAPING, NO ESCAPING, GOAT BIRTH!"
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BaseDeltaZero · Nov 9, 2018 at 8:45 PM

It turns out that we can sell the footpath to footpath collectors on the Internet for a modest amount of revenue:
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shmeed · Nov 9, 2018 at 9:10 PM

its like I have a walkthrough but the walkthrough is my boyfriend
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BaseDeltaZero · Nov 9, 2018 at 9:44 PM

Our guests also expect the rides to be named appropriately. My original suggestion for the names of the rides were along the lines of "A roller coaster in the North Atlantic? Who thought this was a good idea?" and "Who the Hell builds a Miniature Golf Course on an iceberg in the middle of the ocean?" The sign-construction department was not happy with the extra work the extra-long names would have generated. But, more importantly, the marketing department indicated that such names, while popular among disaffected college students, were quite unpopular with everyone else. More mundane naming choices were selected:
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LadyNighteyes · Nov 10, 2018 at 8:05 AM

seebs said:

and if you don’t think cats should be counted on a logarithmic scale, you don’t have enough cats.
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keltena · Nov 10, 2018 at 10:32 AM

LadyNighteyes said:

Wonder Woman is probably very conscientious about leaving thoughtful comments on fanfic and offering concrit when asked. :::PPP
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LadyNighteyes · Nov 10, 2018 at 10:38 AM

Was I wrong, though.

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