Out of context quotes thread

How much health does this burger have?!

 

fuck it let’s just have public health policy via crows

 

"NO we do not sing a lament for someone’s personal beauty wishing they’d never been born. That is some weird Greek tragedy shit."

 

@Pumpkageist: with nothing to show for a life of devotion but a deathwish and a bloody nintendo switch

 

"oh great now im anti fish because my pc isnt moss compatible "

"does live moss in a bowl of water count as a tea?"

"Don't forget to fish your fish your fish your fish your fish your fish your fish ỵ̭͎͈͉̘͉o̬ur̥͓̻̲͎̻̹̀ ̗͙͞f͙i̤̜̬̭s̪̙̝h͜ỵ̭͎͈͉̘͉o̬ur̥͓̻̲͎̻̹̀ ̗͙͞f͙i̤̜̬̭s̪̙̝h͜ỵ̭͎͈͉̘͉o̬ur̥͓̻̲͎̻̹̀ ̗͙͞f͙i̤̜̬̭s̪̙̝h͜"

"unless these are your cats sending asks to get a bigger bowl for the marimo for more marimo water"

 

Spoiler: kind of nsfw

"please appreciate the amount of thought I'm putting into fetishes in Dungeons and Dragons"

 

cantankerousAquariusToday at 6:29 PM
"Just stop doing crime"
"Instructions unclear got dick caught in money laundering"

 

their first act after becoming party demons was to ditch their bras and buy too much box wine.

 

This conversation was carried out in hushed yet intense tones:

“I guess you wouldn’t need any luchadores if you didn’t have any demons.”

“I’m sorry, what?”

“Mexican wrestlers?”

“Ohhh I thought you said fedoras.”

 

I don’t think it’s called wrestling when a bison beats the shit out of you.