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Out of context quotes thread

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by Wiwaxia, Mar 3, 2015.

  1. Wingyl

    Wingyl Allegedly Magic

    "so, that's basically a "need a lift" with the power of a thousand suns"

    "what the heck are you doing and why am i on a clothing shelf?"

    "...it sounds like a rusty bicycle trying to say "hi""
     
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  2. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

     
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  3. Wingyl

    Wingyl Allegedly Magic

    @Kathy Jones : "I can't tell if you're describing the music industry or the alternian empire but since your final opponent will be nikki minaj ANYWAY"
     
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  4. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

    "He's tuning his potato."
     
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  5. spockandawe

    spockandawe Part of a singular whore, apparently

     
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  6. vuatson

    vuatson [delurks]

    That reminds me of an idea I once had for a game. It’s a regular team-based multiplayer FPS like cs:go or call of duty, but each team also has one clown. The clown cannot kill and the clown cannot be killed. They’re armed with a variety of traditional clown paraphernalia, like ladders and buckets of paint and banana peels, and their goal is to use these to sabotage and distract the other team with various slapstick maneuvers. The role of team clown is assigned at random for each match. Everyone including non-clown players can customize their loadouts, but cosmetic items are only available for clowns.
     
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  7. Loq

    Loq cursed blue crab pincher

     
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  8. Jove

    Jove RETURN THE SLAB

    > "You hate Lés Miserablé, right?"
    > "'We must be brief' and then 40 pages of the Battle of Waterloo, you tell me."
     
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  9. Jove

    Jove RETURN THE SLAB

    > "...that calendar is a dick joke gone too far..."
    > "That's Pan."
    > "Pan: A Dick Joke Gone Too Far."
    > "...did you just..."
     
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  10. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

     
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  11. palindromordnilap

    palindromordnilap I'm a raging bird

     
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  12. Loq

    Loq cursed blue crab pincher

     
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  13. keltena

    keltena Probably Exists

     
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  14. Wormwitch

    Wormwitch I'm literally Mulder.

    It’s a shamwow that absorbs pain.
     
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  15. Loq

    Loq cursed blue crab pincher

     
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  16. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

     
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  17. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

     
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  18. seed

    seed plant me

     
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  19. Wingyl

    Wingyl Allegedly Magic

    "we have chess! but maybe i can get stuff that ISN'T chess! ... and it won't be trivial to utterly destroy it. "
     
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  20. BaseDeltaZero

    BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

     
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