Out of context quotes thread

@Pumpkageist: they need jewels and mead and beard oil and think that can be found in ppl's ovaries apparently

 

Anyway, that's when the other Elemental Lords of Air took some time on their crucial job of being air to intercept their demented colleague, castigate it for not behaving like air should and lock it in an air jail to get rehabilitated into proper aerialness.

 

The blue dragon is called thus due to his soulful voice, his mastery of folk musical instrument and his powerful lyrics of melancholy and misery, grounded in the folklore of the poor populations of the South.

Also, it's coloured blue.

 

We didn’t kill him, it was space god!

 

If you put summon four different elemental elders and cast a Positive Energy on them at the same time, they merge into Captain Planet.

 

he was a decent strategist once, but the fall of the Empire had turned him into the sort of man who named his own child after a small canid by drunkenly flipping through a dictionary at random

 

"Troll boobs are aphid butts." (As good an explanation as is forthcoming.)

 

I think that's the plot of Guards! Guards!