Out of context quotes thread

Everett · Dec 18, 2018 at 10:41 AM

the picture of the tick on a roll of toilet paper was too spicy for the censor bot but noir eggnog wasn’t? Fuck you.
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LadyNighteyes · Dec 18, 2018 at 6:42 PM

But then, “would be better with a lesbian vampire” just might describe the majority of western literature.
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Wingyl · Dec 18, 2018 at 8:03 PM

"they can freestyle rap about capitalism to fight off a storm of evil christmas"

"heat activated water booby traps"

"Then i turn the sky back on. Someone might need it."

keltena · Dec 20, 2018 at 10:45 AM

shopkeepers are basically honorary dead people!
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ChelG · Dec 20, 2018 at 12:03 PM

goldenflowertea said: ↑

Isn't Polly pretty ? Say Polly is pretty. Pretty Polly. Pretty Polly ! WHy arEn't YoU SAYIng Polly is a Pretty BIRDY ? POLLY PRETTY BIRDY ! *spew black cloud*
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That's what you get for not saying hello to Polly.

LadyNighteyes · Dec 20, 2018 at 1:49 PM

keltena said:

fujoshi :clap: pornbots :clap: are :clap: valid
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artistformerlyknownasdave · Dec 20, 2018 at 2:40 PM

dky said:

i found one of those naked goblins screaming in a bathtub again
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Loq · Dec 20, 2018 at 3:41 PM

i was not expecting the large amount of people wanting to drink the forbidden big plant juice
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its worth noting that things are regularly cooked in the forbidden plant.
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TwoBrokenMirrors · Dec 20, 2018 at 4:14 PM

i was probably the only student my teacher had ever had who put their hand up in the middle of class and went 'miss, what's 'nudist' in German?'
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ChelG · Dec 21, 2018 at 11:19 AM

Imagine seeing an alien and thinking “yea I’m gonna do coke with them”
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Loq · Dec 21, 2018 at 6:36 PM

your sad little corpse will be swallowed whole and your children will be eaten by, I dunno, frogs or something.
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it’s a really weird price, too. not like the standard “first-born child” bullshit or anything.
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LadyNighteyes · Dec 21, 2018 at 7:53 PM

[8:50 PM] [REDACTED]: "B-b-but Algo-chan! I am but a picture of a desert!" gasped Sahara
[8:51 PM] [REDACTED]: "Oh Sahara," said Algo as she took her lover's face in her hands, "You'll always be a female-presenting nipple to me."
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Firo · Dec 21, 2018 at 8:29 PM

"is straight talk walmart exclusive?"

Kathy · Dec 21, 2018 at 8:32 PM

looks u dead in the eye and vores the feet
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goldenflowertea · Dec 21, 2018 at 9:48 PM

you haven't hear Let it go until you heard it sung by a choir of horse-sized wolves

goldenflowertea · Dec 21, 2018 at 10:53 PM

Now, mercilessly kill the chest, and you might hear the pillar behind you shout "OH MY GOD THEY KILLED MAHOGANY ROCOCO HIGH-STOOL ! " and have to face a mob of pissed-off dwarf-inspired basalt wardrobes, and the wizard is still glued to the dead one for now.

Lazarae · Dec 21, 2018 at 11:57 PM

"Voytek is here, to fuck penguin."

ESL speaker, is immediately told he means "fuck with"

BaseDeltaZero · Dec 22, 2018 at 3:43 AM

Tech-priest: The Machine-Spirit, it speaks to us. A divine message from the heart of this holy Gothic-class cruiser. It says...."Baka".
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BaseDeltaZero · Dec 22, 2018 at 3:46 AM

I personally love the comedy setup "Great moments in famous religious and philosophical ruler's lives, except they're 15-30 feet tall, and also constantly going on about demon gods roiling in the Warp".
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keltena · Dec 22, 2018 at 11:10 AM

what you want in your porn games is accuracy about the average sizes of fish
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Out of context quotes thread

Everett local rats so small, so tiny

LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

Wingyl Allegedly Magic

keltena putting the fun in executive dysfunction

ChelG Well-Known Member

LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

artistformerlyknownasdave revenge of ricky schrödinger

Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

TwoBrokenMirrors onion hydration

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Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

Firo it's not heaven if all dogs don't go

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goldenflowertea this universe SUCKS but it is full of FRIENDS

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