Out of context quotes thread

"Okay, fine, abandon me for your agricultural-industrial complex weapons-grade turkeys. I see how it is."

 

Spoiler: nsfw

 

'Oh no the clams are capitalist now.'

'Roll that beautiful bean footage!'

'I have 14 money.'

 

this is Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramírez and i ripped his skin off

 

if i made a meme that was like “tfw your second-cousin keeps stealing dried orange peels from your compost bin to make a life-sized model of thomas aquinas from them, and you don’t even hear them sneaking through the back door because your next-door neighbour is playing the greatest hits of bonnie tyler on the bagpipes so loudly that you can’t concentrate on the echidna fursona you were painting as a gift for your Sanskrit teacher’s birthday” you would find like 100 people on the internet who would be like “yes! this is not only an exact description of my life, but an exact description of the lives of every single person in my social circle, to such an extent that it does not even occur to me that some people might find any aspect of this scenario remotely unusual!”

 

Spoiler: nsfw

Spoiler: body horror

 

"Do not eat his traitorous omelettes!"

 

Spoiler: nsfw

 

catch me in macarena woods slorping up that gost juice