Out of context quotes thread

"Uh. No, I'm not really...birds..."

 

"since it instantly rotates physics"

 

"ori using sans from undertale as a dowsing rod"

"so you melt the eggs in a furnace but don't always get slime"

 

I’ve been toying with an alternative holiday greeting, one that might capture the spirit of both Christmas and Hanukkah. But so far my proposed greeting — a cheerful “Death to the Empire!” — isn’t catching on, so for now I guess I’ll stick with “Happy Holidays.”

 

That was reallly improved by my wordreplace that changes "uwu" into "OOWOO".

 

halleloowoojah also has a good mouthfeel

 

"Potatoes are not exactly known for their dexterity, so some items may look out of place."

 

@Pumpkageist: broccoli! it's the worst! eat it with meat! but even then it's cursed!

 

I refrained from pointing out that asking the elderly “What’s possible now?” might yield a frank discussion of motor skills.