Out of context quotes thread

This isn't quite the format usually used in this thread, but I needed to tell SOMEONE that the book I'm currently rereading contains the phrase "sheepishly glowing."

 

I am but mad gay-gay-straight

 

I'm imagining that written on Roman temples, for the record.

 

2:41 PMColonel Cupcakes said: he did
2:41 PMColonel Cupcakes said: next comes frosted tips
2:41 PMColonel Cupcakes said: just the next step in the devolution of dave
4:33 PMqing said: guy fieri
4:48 PMDav said: NO
4:48 PMDav said: I WILL NOT BECOME GUY FIERI
5:30 PMColonel Cupcakes said: its already happening
5:30 PMColonel Cupcakes said: do u feel ur accrnt
5:30 PMColonel Cupcakes said: the change is coming, dave

 

@Loq i am curious what the context for this is

 

the answer is spaghetti sauce, by the way

or at least, one of the answers.

 

every time i've tried that it explodes

 

EXPLODED SPAGHETTI TASTES THE BEST ANYWAY.

 

@Deresto

Spoiler: microwave context

Drunk friend got a frozen chimichanga, and was convinced she could make it herself. By microwaving it for 15 minutes.

(Sober friend took it from her and microwaved it for the proper 1min30. Many laughs were had in the morning.)

 

Rice! You can cook rice in a microwave but it takes foooreeeeverrr. I don't remember the exact time but it was around 15 minutes

 

@asynch: "I will outsource the throat-punching to you."