Out of context quotes thread

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by Wiwaxia, Mar 3, 2015.

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  1. goldenflowertea

    goldenflowertea this universe SUCKS but it is full of FRIENDS

    [repeatedly banging a gong] BUT WHAT ABOUT THE PENIS
     
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  2. goldenflowertea

    goldenflowertea this universe SUCKS but it is full of FRIENDS

    If the problem is not resolved in five minutes, please contact the administrators and ask them to slap me in the face repeatedly with a fish.
     
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  3. goldenflowertea

    goldenflowertea this universe SUCKS but it is full of FRIENDS

    Goro, unable to defy the Minecraft gods, sets out to make glass.
     
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  4. goldenflowertea

    goldenflowertea this universe SUCKS but it is full of FRIENDS

    “I’m staying here,” he announces. “No matter what happens, dirt is always there for me and I appreciate that.”
     
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  5. goldenflowertea

    goldenflowertea this universe SUCKS but it is full of FRIENDS

    Goro clambers back down into his hole again.

    “I’m staying here,” he announces. “No matter what happens, dirt is always there for me and I appreciate that.”

    Panther42069 i love ur inspirational dirt quotes.

    “I don’t want to die,” Goro says petulantly. “I just want to quietly live my dirt life in peace.”

    Panther42069 i support u and ur dirt life

    ((This fic is gold. https://archiveofourown.org/works/15831057))
     
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  6. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

     
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  7. goldenflowertea

    goldenflowertea this universe SUCKS but it is full of FRIENDS

    “All right. Sock in his mouth. Tied to a chair. Dislocated shoulder and a gunshot wound to the side. Standard teenage fun.”
     
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  8. goldenflowertea

    goldenflowertea this universe SUCKS but it is full of FRIENDS

    He says something. Nobody speaks sock.
     
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  9. Everett

    Everett local rats so small, so tiny

     
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  10. Wingyl

    Wingyl Allegedly Magic

    "two moose having lightsabre fights"
     
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  11. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

     
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  12. BaseDeltaZero

    BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

     
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  13. BaseDeltaZero

    BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

     
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  14. Wingyl

    Wingyl Allegedly Magic

    "the puzzle pieces are mean to me :("
     
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  15. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

     
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  16. TheSeer

    TheSeer 37 Bright Visionary Crushes The Doubtful

     
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  17. Everett

    Everett local rats so small, so tiny

     
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  18. TheSeer

    TheSeer 37 Bright Visionary Crushes The Doubtful

     
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  19. Everett

    Everett local rats so small, so tiny

     
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  20. Wormwitch

    Wormwitch I'm building a squishmallow army!

    Can you fucking imagine if the eye in your house blinked at you and was like you need a new shirt.
     
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