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TheSeer · Feb 26, 2019 at 7:42 AM

Mm, just love the taste of -2 mummified Celts.

BaseDeltaZero · Feb 26, 2019 at 11:17 AM

pc culture is ruining comedy i used to be able to say stuff in whatever framerate i want but now anything below 60 fps is apparently offensive
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budgie · Feb 26, 2019 at 4:31 PM

but also I feel guilty like i pirated her face or something
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BaseDeltaZero · Feb 26, 2019 at 4:54 PM

It's an Inception of fake popes all the way down.
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ChelG · Feb 26, 2019 at 8:14 PM

Ordinarily, this is where I’d make a prediction that Victoria will end up marrying Reginald, but I feel like trying to out-think a novella released by KFC is inherently still more of a win for KFC.
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goldenflowertea · Feb 26, 2019 at 9:51 PM

I wonder if you have to PROVE that you own citrus trees so they can weed out the freeloaders who just want to cheat the government out of wasps

Re Allyssa · Feb 27, 2019 at 12:34 AM

thegrimsqueaker said: ↑

just remember: whoever dies with the most books wins
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ChelG · Feb 27, 2019 at 8:01 AM

She was more tolerant than her mother, having once listened to half a Mac Miller song and sorta enjoyed it.
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Loq · Feb 27, 2019 at 8:27 AM

Horse has been retrieved and normal traffic can commence
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Re Allyssa · Feb 27, 2019 at 9:07 AM

If a tank can't make it, you probably should not try.
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LadyNighteyes · Feb 27, 2019 at 12:14 PM

Props for having a distinctive art style, but honestly this looks more like something an elephant would wear to a masquerade ball than a group of leaves.
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Loq · Feb 27, 2019 at 12:31 PM

gives up entirely on historical accuracy and Makes Up Fancy Eels
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goldenflowertea · Feb 27, 2019 at 12:54 PM

@Pumpkageist: [brodyquest except it's karkat screaming past different scenery into space]

Wingyl · Feb 27, 2019 at 1:17 PM

out of context How To Be a Werewolf

edit: capitalized the name of the comic this is from

Wingyl · Feb 27, 2019 at 1:23 PM

“Much like the squid, Captain America…”

Hawkeguy · Feb 27, 2019 at 2:52 PM

a review of kenshi said:

the guards don't even see him! if they do, they'll pretend they didn't, intimidated by the man naruto running through their gates with over 50 kilos of solid hash on his back.
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budgie · Feb 27, 2019 at 2:52 PM

the boy who cried "David Avocado Wolf"
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LadyNighteyes · Feb 27, 2019 at 3:31 PM

Re Allyssa said: ↑

mod note - Temporarily moved meat hand post pending spoiler
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ChelG · Feb 27, 2019

What would laser pistol jamming actually look like?

Does the space power cell rupture getting space battery acid everywhere? Do you have to space clean all the space connections before you can replace the space power cell and continue shooting your space laser gun?
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Nah, just use your space hand to smack the space gun action a couple of times for several space rounds.
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BaseDeltaZero · Feb 27, 2019 at 4:25 PM

This is what the rise of robots will look like. Not Skynet. Not the Matrix. Just socially awkward, pale androids locking us in a room and forcing us to listen to their bad jokes.
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goldenflowertea this universe SUCKS but it is full of FRIENDS

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budgie not actually a bird

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BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

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Out of context quotes thread

TheSeer 37 Bright Visionary Crushes The Doubtful

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

budgie not actually a bird

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

ChelG Well-Known Member

goldenflowertea this universe SUCKS but it is full of FRIENDS

Re Allyssa Sylph of Heart

ChelG Well-Known Member

Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

Re Allyssa Sylph of Heart

LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

goldenflowertea this universe SUCKS but it is full of FRIENDS

Wingyl Allegedly Magic

Wingyl Allegedly Magic

Hawkeguy struggling to complete this thought

budgie not actually a bird

LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

ChelG Well-Known Member

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

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